Delaney: Honey, what should I blog about tonight?
Austin: Susan Boyle.
Delaney: Babe. I don't even know enough about her to make it interesting, and I'm not going to be the billionth person to blog about her.
Austin: You should look up who performed AFTER Susan Boyle and write about that.
Delaney: This is not helpful.
Austin: I think that would be hilarious.